An old fellow is sitting in the pub with his dog beside him. There's a television over the bar and the dog is looking at it. Another man watches for a long time, and then finally goes over and says, "I notice your dog has been watching the movie on TV. It's really weird. It's like he's following it. He looked sad at the sad parts, and it almost looked like he laughed at the funny parts, and then I'd swear he wanted to applaud at the end like he really loved the movie. I'm surprised!" "Aye, I'm surprised too," the dog's owner says. "He hated the book."